Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The air was thick with penises
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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