Don't you send me to vm
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
No stitches, just platelets and will power
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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