Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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