obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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