What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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