She said her name was "party"
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
A+ Viking dick
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
