JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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