he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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