I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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