But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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