After last night, I could never be a politician.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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