walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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