we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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