not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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