Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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