question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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