babies were throwing up all over the place
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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