you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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