Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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