Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It's just like the Real World with babies
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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