I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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