We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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