hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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