we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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