I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I have post one night stand depression
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
