More tranny stories later!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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