I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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