All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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