ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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