you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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