i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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