Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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