i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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