All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she was so not down for the gang bang
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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