I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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