He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
3 2 1 whiskey
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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