Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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