first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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