I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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