Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
that's an acceptable place to lick
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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