I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you win again, gameday.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Randomize
