Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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