Sponge bath it is.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize