Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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