i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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