just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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