Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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