Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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