I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
