Can Purell be used as lube?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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