he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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