I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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