question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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