remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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