The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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