i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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