i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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