I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
