i don't like sucking hair
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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