Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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