worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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