I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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