come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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